Up From the Surface

Hey there anyone :)
My name's Ellen (21). I art and stuff.
Here you'll find Supernatural mostly, with sporadic doses of Sherlock, Harry Potter, lame puns, copious amounts of cartoons, and anything else I think is amusing.
Enjoy your stay!

Wizarding Logic

  • Sirius: Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
  • Hagrid: No, Dumbledore says you can't.
  • Sirius: But, legally, I-
  • Hagrid: No.
  • Aurors: Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
  • Sirius: But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
  • Aurors: No.
  • Sirius: Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
  • Aurors: Dumbledore says you did it.
  • Sirius: But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
  • Aurors: You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.